Luck3Sevens
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Two good ole boys were sitting around talking about their military days. One man said he went through airborne ranger school. His son was listening to the stories and ask his father if he had jumped out of a plane. The father tried to avoid the question . The boy persisted and said but daddy I thought you said you were an airborne ranger. The father replied, well this is what happened. I had completed my ground training and we went up for our first jump. I was the last in line and everyone else had already jumped. I looked down and decided there was no way I was jumping out of that plane. One of the instructors tried to push me out but I held on to that door for dear life. Then a big black tough as nails sergeant walked up behind me and yelled jump. I yelled no way. He then unzipped his pants and said boy if you don't jump out of this plane I am going to stick my manhood in you where the sun don't shine. The son then breathlessly ask, well daddy did you jump? His father then sheepishly replied, well, yeah, a little bit.
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I like Sardar Jocks :
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Luck3Sevens
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And you could leave your bike out! 
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I live in a place where all the kids still leave their bikes laying out. LOL I don't lock my shed and half the time my wife forgets to lock her car at night. Everyone around here watches out for one another and everyone owns guns. Do you have any idea how low the crime rate is in a place like this? The police don't have much to do other than writing traffic citations.
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Sorry Luck I only have 3 bedrooms and they are full. LOL Things here are not perfect of course. Crimes do happen just not very often. I give veggies to my neighbors and I have a neighbor who is a mechanic and helps me work on stuff when I need it. Most people around here help each other. If you need a ride somewhere because your car is in the shop or your mower is broke down and the grass needs to be mowed someone will always volunteer to help. It used to be that way all over America before everyone got so self centered.
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Q: Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel. Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist! Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice. A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
A: They don't want to wear out the camel. Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist! Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice. A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"