Jokes of the day!

[vixen777]

 

[vixen777]

HAHA I just can't.........

 

[CareyG]

Those wisdom tooth videos are hysterical! They have a site just for them!

 

[twobears]

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

 

[CareyG]

That is absolutely true twobears!!

 

[vixen777]

So very true!

 

[vixen777]

 

[OshiHugo]

[FONT=&quot]An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”[/FONT]

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

 

[CareyG]

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”

 

[twobears]

 

[dani3839]

 

[CareyG]

LMAO

 

[OshiHugo]

"[FONT=&quot]My friend, an intern, was given $50 to get the chairman of the bank some lunch. Told to get himself something, he bought a shirt."[/FONT]

 

[CareyG]

 

[dani3839]

thanks OshiHugo!

 

[twobears]

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulde...r and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.” “We don’t have any,” replied the first blonde. “Well, if you’re going to fish, you need fishing licenses,” said the Game Warden. “But officer,” replied the second blonde, “we aren’t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.” The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. “Well, I know of no law against it,” said the Game Warden. “Take all the debris you want.” And with that, he left. As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. “What a dumb Fish Cop,” the second blonde said to the other two. “Doesn’t he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?”

 

[CareyG]

 

[vixen777]