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Jokes of the day!
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A blonde woman was speeding down the highway in her little red sports car and was pulled over
by a woman police officer, who was who was also blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was
getting progressively more agitated. She asked the cop "What does it look like?"
The policewoman replied, "it's square and it has your picture on it."
The blonde finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to
the policewoman, "Here it is" she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Ok, you can go, I didn't realize you were a cop...."
by a woman police officer, who was who was also blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was
getting progressively more agitated. She asked the cop "What does it look like?"
The policewoman replied, "it's square and it has your picture on it."
The blonde finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to
the policewoman, "Here it is" she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Ok, you can go, I didn't realize you were a cop...."
A farmer walks into a bar with a horse. He says, "I will give any of you $1,000 if you can make my horse laugh."
A man yells, "I'll take that bet," and leads the horse into the men's room.
After a couple seconds, a loud braying laugh is heard from behind the door. The farmer screams to the man, "OK, I'll give you $2,000 if you can make my horse cry."
The man shouts, "You're on!"
After a few more seconds, the man exits with the horse trudging behind him with tears streaming down his long-snout. Flabbergasted, the farmer asks, "How did you do it?"
The man replies, "I said that my d**k was bigger than his and he laughed. Then I showed it to him."
A man yells, "I'll take that bet," and leads the horse into the men's room.
After a couple seconds, a loud braying laugh is heard from behind the door. The farmer screams to the man, "OK, I'll give you $2,000 if you can make my horse cry."
The man shouts, "You're on!"
After a few more seconds, the man exits with the horse trudging behind him with tears streaming down his long-snout. Flabbergasted, the farmer asks, "How did you do it?"
The man replies, "I said that my d**k was bigger than his and he laughed. Then I showed it to him."