Jokes of the day!

[twobears]

 

[dani3839]

oh no!! thats pretty fun!! thanks twobears!

 

[CareyG]

 

[Joy Figueroa]

Q: Blonde tried but couldn’t add 10 and seven using a calculator?
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A: She couldn't locate the number 10 key.

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

 

[twobears]

 

[CareyG]

Haha thats true!!

 

[Joy Figueroa]

A blonde approaches the doctor with burns on her right hand & both of her ears.
Dr: Just relax, sit down and tell me how it happened?
Blonde replied: I was carefully ironing my new clothes and suddenly I got a call, so instead of phone I picked up the iron and that’s how I burned my right ear.
Dr asked then what happened to your hand and left ear.
She replied, “I was calling the ambulance”.

 

[ashtok119]

haha

 

[CareyG]

 

[Joy Figueroa]

Boy: Dialed 911 and asked for help!

911: What’s your problem?

Boy: Two girls are ferociously fighting over me!

911: So what's the matter of your emergency?
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Boy: The ugly one is winning.

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

hahaha

 

[CareyG]

 

[Joy Figueroa]

This one is simply hilarious; just give a read to this.

Q: Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?
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A: So she could have shade when she swam across.

 

[twobears]

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

 

[CareyG]

Haha sounds like some friends I have!

 

[twobears]

 

[vixen777]

LOL .... Vodka is my favorite!

 

[CareyG]