Jokes of the day!

[vixen777]

 

[twobears]

 

[dani3839]

 

[ShepherdDon]

I repeated it to my wife and she looked at me blankly for a minute without cracking a smile went back to her book.

Don

 

[CareyG]

Haha twobears, good one!

 

[twobears]

Bill Clinton is jogging around Washington D.C. He notices a pretty prostitute. She sees him and shouts out fifty dollars. He's tempted, but calls back five! She's disgusted and turns away while Bill continues jogging. A few days later Bill is jogging in the same area and sees the pretty prostitute again. Fifty ! she shouts and Bill answers her Five! Again she walks away. About a week later Hillary goes jogging with Bill. They run by the same prostitute that Bill has been haggling with. She eyes Bill and Hillary together and shouts, See what you get for five dollars.

 

[dani3839]

 

[CareyG]

Bill Clinton is jogging around Washington D.C. He notices a pretty prostitute. She sees him and shouts out fifty dollars. He's tempted, but calls back five! She's disgusted and turns away while Bill continues jogging. A few days later Bill is jogging in the same area and sees the pretty prostitute again. Fifty ! she shouts and Bill answers her Five! Again she walks away. About a week later Hillary goes jogging with Bill. They run by the same prostitute that Bill has been haggling with. She eyes Bill and Hillary together and shouts, See what you get for five dollars.

Hahaha!

 

[JessicaDavis]

Ha ha ha...Very Funny!

 

[twobears]

 

[CareyG]

 

[vixen777]

LOL...

 

[twobears]

 

[dani3839]

so true!!! and too funny

 

[CareyG]

Hahaha the kids today have NO CLUE!

 

[twobears]

 

[vixen777]

HAHA

 

[CareyG]

LMAO so cute!

 

[ShepherdDon]

I read through a bunch and laughed and giggled. My wife looked at me like I was nuts.

 

[dani3839]

LOL, I love it when that happens!! a good laugh is always a great thing!!