Jokes of the day!

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

hahaha

 

[Gameprincess]

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "A doctor." "And why's that?" "Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."

 

[dani3839]

 

[twobears]

 

[CareyG]

Hahaha!

 

[dani3839]

 

[twobears]

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

 

[CareyG]

Hahahaha love it!

 

[twobears]

 

[CareyG]

Oh my! That is horrible!

 

[dani3839]

horrible and funny!!!

 

[twobears]

 

[CareyG]

Hahaha good idea to stop the alcohol!

 

[thegrouch]

bingo!

 

[dani3839]

 

[twobears]

 

[dani3839]

oh lord thats too funny twobear!!

 

[CareyG]

 

[jumboscampi]

I need to read these more often! Funny stuff for sure. Thank you everyone. Love to laugh.

 

[twobears]