Jokes of the day!

[dani3839]

I'll keep that in mind twobears, LOL

 

[Ludinchoi]

In the shop:
- Do you have heart shaped Valentines card with words:
"For my favorite, loved and the only one"
- Yes, we have!
- Could you please give me six of them!

 

[CareyG]

 

[twobears]

 

[CareyG]

Awwww so cute!!

 

[vixen777]

adorable! Just seeing the picture made me smile!

 

[dani3839]

too cute twobears!!!

 

[CareyG]

Haha love it!!

 

[vixen777]

ME

 

[twobears]

 

[dani3839]

I bet it has!!!

 

[CareyG]

 

[vixen777]

HAHA! That is great

 

[Ludinchoi]

[FONT=&quot]Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Student: "Meat!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Teacher: "Very good! Now, what does the pig give you?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Student: "Bacon!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Student: "Homework!"[/FONT]

 

[CareyG]

ahahahahahaha!

 

[twobears]

 

[vixen777]

Right! It goes really fast once you break it!

 

[CareyG]

Yepp so true!

 

[dani3839]

I hate breaking a $100 bill, lol

 

[twobears]