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I went to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle, bought a bottle of scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank the scotch before I cycled home.
It turned out to be a good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home