Jokes of the day!

[CareyG]

 

[twobears]

Is it just me or is there something wrong about this slide?

 

[CareyG]

LMAO Yeahs thats pretty wrong!

 

[Joy Figueroa]

A bank robber wanted to keep his identity secret, but didn't wear a balaclava. He told all in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them. One foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the robber promtply shot him. The robber asked if anyone else had seen his face. One customer, gazing intently at the ground, said "I think my wife got a glimpse"

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

 

[Joy Figueroa]

Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large –moonwalking, back flips, break dancing, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he’s still celebrating!!"

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

Lol

 

[CareyG]

Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large –moonwalking, back flips, break dancing, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he’s still celebrating!!"

 

[Joy Figueroa]

A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol. She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around. She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?" The child responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

hahaha

 

[CareyG]

A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol. She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around. She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?" The child responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"

 

[Joy Figueroa]

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: "we have arrived". The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver). The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didn't move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: "what was that for?". The drunken man replied: "control your speed next time! you nearly killed us!!!"

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

 

[CareyG]

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: "we have arrived". The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver). The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didn't move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: "what was that for?". The drunken man replied: "control your speed next time! you nearly killed us!!!"

Hahahaha!

 

[twobears]

 

[CareyG]

 

[dani3839]

Thanks twobears, too funny!

 

[twobears]

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

 

[CareyG]

Hahaha!