Jokes of the day!

[DiceMan3000]

Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates...It doesn't last as long for fat people.

 

[dani3839]

 

[CareyG]

Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates...It doesn't last as long for fat people.

 

[judyb57]

Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates...It doesn't last as long for fat people.

 

[Luck3Sevens]

haha, I am guilty of it too. Once I did it to my brother who is twice as big as me. It is just so automatic. Not sure why.

Remember the Seinfeld episode? "He stopped short!" It was a slick move to grope your date.

 

[dani3839]

I remember that one, I use to watch Seinfeld all the time, lol

 

[twobears]

 

[dani3839]

very true twobears!! I think I hit that age a few years ago

 

[twobears]

 

[dani3839]

maybe too many beers the night before

 

[CareyG]

 

[judyb57]

 

[twobears]

 

[dani3839]

your bad twobears, lol

 

[twobears]

 

[CareyG]

Hahaha!

 

[judyb57]

Saw a restaraunt once with the name Dewey, Cheatam and Howe!

 

[twobears]

Johnny Carson once made a joke about his one of his ex wives lawyers. If I remember correctly it was the law offices of Shyster, Cheatam and Gyppum.

 

[CareyG]

Johnny Carson once made a joke about his one of his ex wives lawyers. If I remember correctly it was the law offices of Shyster, Cheatam and Gyppum.

 

[twobears]