Old is when you don't care where your wife goes as long as you don't have to go with her. Old is when you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor and not the police. Old is when your sweetie says, let's go upstairs and make love, and you answer, honey I can't do both. Old is when going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. Old is when an "all nighter" means not having to get up and pee. Old is when a sexy babe catches your attention and your pacemaker opens the garage door.