Jokes of the day!

[vixen777]

 

[twobears]

 

[dani3839]

too funny, I have 3 dogs and they wake me up every morning, lol

 

[CareyG]

 

[vixen777]

LOL

 

[vixen777]

 

[CareyG]

 

[iataz]

 

[vixen777]

 

[dani3839]

too funny Vixen!

 

[CareyG]

That's so funny and true, that is exactly what cats do!!

 

[vixen777]

 

[CareyG]

 

[florafay]

[FONT=&quot]Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: "we have arrived". The first man gave him money.The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver). The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didn't move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: "what was that for?". The drunken man replied: "control your speed next time! you nearly killed us!!!"[/FONT]

 

[CareyG]

 

[dani3839]

 

[twobears]

 

[dani3839]

LOL, I know that feeling twobears,

 

[CareyG]

Hahahaha!

 

[vixen777]

LOL I have that problem often