Thanks Rippers I think I am going to need some of that luck after reading Titanic's post, which I best reply to.
Well Titanic I am sure glad you were not on the interview panel and in response to your questions:
1. Have you ever or plan to party on a table in the summer time with no clothes on? this is important as I will need to know the location.
The answer to that is emphatically NO!!!
2. Have you ever or plan to hand out free chips just for the hell of it??? I need to know this as I will want to be first in line..
Well I am happy to hand out free chips but unfortunately I don't think I will be allowed to (sorry to disappoint, we all love freebies)
3. Have you ever or plan to go on vacation from the Streak?? I need to know this as I plan on reeking havoc while your away..
Yes I often go away and stay at my son's in the country, BUT unfortunately for you I have internet access there as well.
4. Have you ever or plan to own a monkey?? This is a important one, as I own monkies and do not wish to have competition with them, I own the monkey card...
You are safe with this question, a monkey is not high on my priority list, my younger son acts like one so is a good substitute.
5. Do you have a sense of humor?? This is on my top list of "need to know", as I show no mercy with humor accept the Prayer room no one is safe.
Well since I have been spraying my monitor with coffee all evening I think you can tick the top question on your list.
Whew hope I passed all your necessary qualifications
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