Streak's 'PIMP SLAP" Thread!!

[CALizzz]

Yep they LOVE me!

But--

I am a good one to go with, or take out of the hospital. Wayyyyyy to much expierience with the crap, I have very low tolerance for stupidity!! Especially when your dealing with me or someone I love :chainsaw :chainsaw :chainsaw

See ya kidz

XoX

 

[MotelPrisoner]

Can I pimp slap myself? Sure I can! Multiple times...



That's once for every hour I had to lay in bed last night and today; suffering ungodly pain because I stupidly let my medicine run out!

Someone else ought to pimp slap me too for being such an ass!angry

 

[judyb57]

I will PIMP SLAP you MP, do NOT let your medicine run out girl!!!! You make yourself suffer needlessly!~

Now here is a because you are suffering hon!

 

[iataz]

My sister is a nursing administrator at a clinic and she would have had that nurse written up before you left the hospital

 

[CareyG]

Someone else ought to pimp slap me too for being such an ass!

Ok here ya go! ​

 

[MotelPrisoner]

Thank You!!! (hehehee)


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[vixen777]

Don't do that again!!

 

[iataz]

To my husband.. do NOT kick your 18 year old irresponsible, mooch off of us, don't do anything to help out daughter out of our house but continue to let her live with us because she is "looking for a place to live"

cuz 10 years from now she will still be "looking for a place to live" and Taz will have found a different one..

 

[CareyG]

and Taz will have found a different one..<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

:dizzy:dizzy:dizzy

Wake up Taz's hubby!!!​

 

[Duckey]

I'd like to slap whoever came up with the commercial where the guys are sitting around in a music studio and singing"viva viagra"! First of all I have never seen so many men who look happy about the fact that they cant get it up.........what are they the "my weenie dont work band" and then they sing about going home to get some.....but honey wait I need to take my pill. The topper is I was out working on the lawn at the apt complex I manage and 2 of the little girls where out playing with their baby dolls and I couldnt figure out what I was hearing and they were singing the viva viagra song..........blows your mind dont it.
Please I understand that some men need the medication but please dont sing about limp weenie's, and then I want to know why those people are sitting in seperate bathtubs out in the middle of nowhere holding hands.......looking at the sunset who does that...and where are those bathtubs at and how did they get there..............thank you I feel better love duckey

 

[vixen777]

lmao @ duckey

Tazzie I would be pissed off!!!:chainsaw

 

[CareyG]

LMAO Duckey!!! I havent seen the commercial though but sounds very stupid!!:dizzy​

 

[kerry42]

lmao that sound so funny i think its the way you say it duckey

 

[annie410]

I want to Pimp Slap the people my husband works with. They keep telling him we will never make it if he retires. We wont be able to afford ins. and such. SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!! It is hard enough for him to leave the security of a job he has had for 31 yrs with out those jerks making him doubt that what he is doing is the right thing to do. They dont know us. We will be just fine. I know it. While Im on the subject of the co-workers, our son lives in Milwaukee,WI. He lives near Milwaukee Mile, which is a race track in Milwaukee. Once a year Nascar racers race there. No its not on the schedule but they race. Our son, for Fathers Day and my husband s birthday bought tickets and pit passes to the race. My husband is like a little kid right now. He loves racing! Those jerks he works with have told him its not a real race. My husband passes it off. But can't they be happy for him? Our son spent alot of money just to make his Dad happy.That is what counts. And the last I knew, cars going around on a track trying to beat other cars to win money was a race. Thanks for letting me vent.


annie410

 

[iataz]

Some people need to be bitch slapped and pimp slapped Annie


Duckey you crack me up

 

[CALizzz]

I think this thread was such a good idea!!! When someone wants to vent or pitch a bitch it's all contained in one spot, instead of just random posts. People would be less likely to post alone, so bravo chickas!!!

M.P.--- I've done it myself and a couple days without meds feels like AGES!! And can be dangerous in some cases. So, no slap back, but just tellin ya I can relate!

Taz... Not again!! Or same day different story. Sorry honey!

Annie, don't let the idiot's bring you down. You have to know that your hubby's friends are NOT at his job, it's too bad, but it's the way it is. Stay away from the toxic people (on a personal level) and you guys know you love and support each other! Life has a way of working it's self-out!! Best when we stay out of our own way.. << Liz, repeat everytime you doubt something!

Love, light and laughter- Liz
XoX
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[CareyG]

Annie, my boyfriend loves Nascar, he would not like hearing it be put down, lol. Your hubby is not alone as there are ALOT of Nascar fans out there and the guys at his job are very immature!!​

 

[CALizzz]

And Duckey-- That is one of the most embarrasing commercial jingles EVER!!

I totally agree.

But another one.. "Bob" who's the envy of all the men and all the wives look at him longinly! Cause he got enzite (sp) to make him longer, or bigger or whatever, personally I don't think he could be a bigger dick!

You know the commercial?? They have a few. I think one is on a golf course and another at a party in a conga line??

Ya know... Makes me wonder if these problems haven't gotten worse (due to our diets and the poisions we put in our food) or if it's more accesibale to get it out via the information highway??

XoX

 

[CareyG]

personally I don't think he could be a bigger dick!

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[MotelPrisoner]

personally I don't think he could be a bigger dick!

LMAO Liz....ya just made me spit soda!

Personally I think that it's the media saturation and not a more pronounced incidence going on here. I mean after all, if 3 out of 5 men had "ED" why would they waste all that money advertising on TV? Guys would be battering down the Dr's doors to get their fix.

And yes; Ducky....I too wondered what the heck was up with the tubs in the middle of the field. I think 2 in a hot tub would be a more romantic picture than holding hands while you and your partner sat in different tubs. But, what do I know? Not advertising apparently! :dizzy