Streak's 'PIMP SLAP" Thread!!

[vixen777]

We all need a place to vent and get stuff out of our system, so I decided to create a thread where your more then welcome to slap the chit outta someone who has ticked you off or who is just simply being stupid and needs a good ole' PIMP SLAP
Please no foul or offensive language or pics Streakers and have fun with this no attacking other fellow Streakers and things of that nature.




So here goes my first PIMP SLAP to someone, those of my friends close to me will know who this is for ..

Oh, How about a round of applause, Yeah
A standing ovation
Oooooo, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

You look so dumb right now
Standing outside my house
Trying to apologize
You’re so ugly when you cry
Please, just cut it out

[Chorus]
Don’t tell me you’re sorry cuz you’re not
Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught
But you put on quite a show
You really had me going
But now it’s time to go
Curtain’s finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it’s over now (But it’s over now)
Go on and take a bow

Grab your clothes and get gone (get gone)
You better hurry up
Before the sprinklers come on (come on)
Talkin’ bout'
Girl, I love you, you’re the one
This just looks like a re-run
Please, what else is on (on)

[Chorus]
And don't tell me you’re sorry cuz you’re not
Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught
But you put on quite a show
You really had me going
But now it’s time to go
Curtain’s finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it’s over now (But it’s over now)
Go on and take a bow

[Bridge]
Oh, And the award for
The best lie goes to you (goes to you)
For making me believe (that you)
That you could be faithful to me
Let's hear your speech, Out

How about a round of applause
A standing ovation

But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
Now it’s time to go
Curtain’s finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it’s over now (But it’s over now)
Go on and take a bow
But it’s over now ​

 

[CareyG]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO What a fun idea Vix!!!! I feel like pimp slapping people all the time!!:grinclap:grinclap​

 

[jdguiles]

Ladies please Try and resist the temptation and just give me a hug instead?

 

[lucky639]

sorry, no lov'n in this room!!!!!LOL​

 

[judyb57]

sorry, no lov'n in this room!!!!!

LMAO, JD, you won't find any hugging in here hon. (RUN!!!) :chainsaw

I LOVE this idea!!! (LMAO @ Vixen!!):grinclap

 

[MotelPrisoner]

OMG! I may have to quit my job, quit my hobbies, neglect my cats & house and spend all my time in this thread! I got a lot of pent up Pimp Slappin I've been holding back for a long time!

Let's start with TV Programmers!

I have 900 and some odd channels and there is nothing but re-runs on! WTH?

And who decided that 4 am is the "your TV turns into a pumpkin hour"? What's with discriminating against us peeps who don't run on a 9-5 schedule? If I wanted to watch commercials; I wouldn't be paying out the wazoo for my 900 channels! And why did they need a special name? Infomercial? PULEASE! The only info I ever got from one is I don't want your product/service! I could have told you that in the span of 30 seconds... I didn't really need 60 - 120 minutes! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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[CareyG]

Infomercial? PULEASE!

Hate them!!​

 

[iataz]

I hate informercials.

 

[MotelPrisoner]

The worst part is when I dream about them! I leave my TV on all night cause I wake up every 45 minutes or so...health issue.

One night I dreamed I was in Billy Mays house having a normal conversation with him...and he screamed all of his words at me just like in the infomercials!

BASTARD! Get out of my head!

 

[vixen777]

hahaha or the guy that is screaming... YOUR SAVED, YOUR SAVED just send me $25 bucks and you will be SAVED!! Someone please b itch slap him, he doesn't deserve the PIMP SLAP!

 

[CareyG]

and he screamed all of his words at me just like in the infomercials!

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[CALizzz]

The worst part is when I dream about them! I leave my TV on all night cause I wake up every 45 minutes or so...health issue.

One night I dreamed I was in Billy Mays house having a normal conversation with him...and he screamed all of his words at me just like in the infomercials!

BASTARD! Get out of my head!

OMG MP! Thats a nightmare! Whatever he's selling, I always put the word crack or speed in instead of the product!! It's like CALM DOWN DUDE!

Some of these ad. campaings have to backfire! Even if I thought of buying the product- I won't now, your ad SUCKS!

I'm sure I'll see ya all soon in this thread!

XoX

 

[MichaelfromVT]

hey Vixen I know the world aint flat BUT WHY cant you state in your post that NO USA?? do U not give a chit about us USA peoples?

 

[vixen777]

Why do you think that only the USA exist in this world? Does it say anywhere on this site that only USA players are allowed here? Get a grip man and open your eyes to the world!

 

[CareyG]

do U not give a chit about us USA peoples?<!-- / message -->

Are you serious?? We always try to post if a casino does not allow USA players. And if by some strange chance we become less than perfect and DONT mention it then usually one of our very nice members will post soon enough that there is no US players allowed.​

But seriously, wtf Micheal?? There are other countries that exist in this world, and me and Vix are BOTH USA residents so to say we dont like USA people is quite wrong and a little disrespectful too. You have been kind of nasty since the day you joined this forum, what is your problem with us anyway?​

 

[judyb57]

BUT WHY cant you state in your post that NO USA??

I personally do not think we HAVE to post that every time Michael. We don't post 'NO CANADA" or "NO GERMANY" or "NO any place else". They find out when they check it out. If you can not be bothered to spend a few minutes checking a place out, then maybe you have a serious gambling problem and need some help hon. Here is a link you may want to read!!

Do You Have A Gambling Problem?


It is also posted at the bottom of the forum, along with the disclaimer.
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[CareyG]

You are absolutely right Judy! ​

 

[heelside720]

THIS GOES OUT TO THE DRUNK BOATER ON THE DELTA , THAT ALMOST KILLED ME SUNDAY . HOPE YOU WENT TO JAIL !!!!! ONE MORE THING , PLEASE PIMP SLAP SOME MORE LOYALTY POINTS ON ME IN BELLE ROCK THREAD #1 !!!!!!!! LOL THANK YOU !!!! THIS THREAD WAS A GREAT IDEA !!!!

 

[iataz]

I think the only person in Michael from VT's world is Michael from VT

 

[judyb57]

THIS GOES OUT TO THE DRUNK BOATER ON THE DELTA , THAT ALMOST KILLED ME SUNDAY . HOPE YOU WENT TO JAIL !!!!!

MAN heelside! I know a LOT of people get out on the water and drink and don't even realize that it is just like driving a car drunk! AND JUST AS ILLEGAL!!! Thank goodness you are all right hon!