Storytime with Inetbet - $200 in Prizes (closed)

[lucky639]

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We should actually consider having this story published. Anyone with a sense of humour would definitely buy it. I haven't stopped laughing since this thread startedLOL

 

[christymv]

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wanted to kiss him all over, but just then she remembered when he.....

 

[cola57]

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when he stuck his tongue in her mouth, green goop spurted out and she screamed as loud as she could but

 

[lucky639]

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kissed her, he slobbered too much so she...

 

[jobill35]

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Slapped him right in the face :harlie:harlie:harlie

 

[sorcer3ss]

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and his face split open revealing a charming prince from Gooba land

 

[lucky639]

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but of course he said "sticks and stones may break my bones but whips, chains and slapping, excite me" and then he...

 

[catman]

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He went to his favorite toy store Sex ' R Us and

 

[jobill35]

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And guess what he bought :angel:angel:angel

 

[lucky639]

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inginging

 

[jobill35]

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Come on guess

 

[catman]

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a dress to impress his new brain eating zombie lovers,in the mean while catmans wife is ....

 

[lucky639]

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getting in on the action and decides to become a brain eating lover and....

 

[catman]

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and...also nibbled the hell out of catmans brains now poor catman is walking around brainless...lmao:harlie

 

[livefree247]

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yes, brainless.... like every other Man, lookin for so hot action catman went downtown to the *****cat strip joint.....lol :harlie

 

[cola57]

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but lo and behold a genie in a bottle showed up and give him 3 wishes, He got his brains back and swore revenge on who ever did this to him look out vixen!! LOL

 

[RIPPERS1]

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He wanted to make sure this never happen to him again so he made up a saying that goes like this ;

Through all your Trials and Tribulations
No matter what your goal
Keep your eye on the donut and not the hole.............

 

[catman]

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Keep your eye on the donut and not the hole.............

But when he came accross that brain eating vixen again he couldn't help himself and....

 

[lucky639]

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ripped off his party dress and said "take me, baby, I'm your......

 

[darmac]

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dream in a bottle what is your first wish?