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I'm Liz....
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You might be a degenerate gambler if...
1) While playing online poker you actually ''RUN'' inside your house to use the bathroom, get a drink, etc in order not to MISS a single hand.
2) Everyone who knows you understands that when you say ''broke even'' you really mean ''dropped about $1500''.
3)You regularly play bingo and are under the age of 65.
4) You are known on a first name basis at the local dog track or regular bet on a horse based on it's name.
5) You have your own ''scientific'' system for beating the slot machines.
1) While playing online poker you actually ''RUN'' inside your house to use the bathroom, get a drink, etc in order not to MISS a single hand.
2) Everyone who knows you understands that when you say ''broke even'' you really mean ''dropped about $1500''.
3)You regularly play bingo and are under the age of 65.
4) You are known on a first name basis at the local dog track or regular bet on a horse based on it's name.
5) You have your own ''scientific'' system for beating the slot machines.
My Mom's Mom was a gambler, she got it from her father who gambled and ran a pub in Chicago before they moved to L.A.
My grandmothers been gone 20 years, but a couple things I will NEVER forget she said.
We were playing bingo, and I was on and said please GOD.. She said "God has nothing to do with gambling" So now I just ask loved ones for help! lol!
2. She said, "A true gambler will NEVER tell you there wins and/or losses"
Oh and I fit all of the you know your a gambler if's.
I was playing B.J. in Vegas when I was 21. This OLD SCHOOL dealer had me pegged back then. He said "Have you ever seen the movie Lost In America- with Albert Brooks?? I said no. He said "I suggest you rent it when you get home and watch it once a year for the rest of your life!!!
Thank God gambling and or drink didn't run on my Dad's side!!!
Love to all
XoX
My grandmothers been gone 20 years, but a couple things I will NEVER forget she said.
We were playing bingo, and I was on and said please GOD.. She said "God has nothing to do with gambling" So now I just ask loved ones for help! lol!
2. She said, "A true gambler will NEVER tell you there wins and/or losses"
Oh and I fit all of the you know your a gambler if's.
I was playing B.J. in Vegas when I was 21. This OLD SCHOOL dealer had me pegged back then. He said "Have you ever seen the movie Lost In America- with Albert Brooks?? I said no. He said "I suggest you rent it when you get home and watch it once a year for the rest of your life!!!
Thank God gambling and or drink didn't run on my Dad's side!!!
Love to all
XoX
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My Grandpa was a gambler he even wrote a book called Growing The Lowly Tomato and Playing Blackjack was a bit funny because he always had a theroy or a system. He would be proud of what I do with the forum and stuff and I am sure he would be the first to jump in and tell me how to do this and that right and what I did wrong ...lol:angel Love ya G-PA Frank
