"THE NAUGHTIEST LITTLE STREAKER" WINS $30!!! (CLOSED)

[judyb57]

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NAUGHTIEST LITTLE STREAKER CONTEST Hey Streakers, did you hear? Vixen is gone for a week! She told us that WE (the staff) have to behave, but she failed to say that YOU guys have to behave! I think this is a great time to find out exactly WHO is our "Naughtiest little Streaker"! The winner will receive $30 CASH! (Via NetSpend, PayPal or some other option as available) The rules are simple. I want you to post your stories about why you think you should be chosen as the "Naughtiest little Streaker". Post your pictures if you think it will help. Post a poem you write about being the "Naughtiest little Streaker" or just about anything you can think of that will help us decide. The more you post, the better your chance of winning! Be creative! Be BAD! Have fun! THERE IS ONE RULE THAT YOU MUST FOLLOW: WE WILL NOT ALLOW ANY NUDE, NASTY OR OBSCENE PICTURES! We want everyone to have fun, but we want everyone to feel comfortable viewing this thread! Please use common sense, if it is not acceptable, we WILL delete it out and you will NOT be allowed to post in this thread any more!

 

[lucky639]

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:linedanceLet's be naughty everyone!

 

[jobill35]

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naughty thats awsome lets go

 

[DixiesMom]

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I don't know about naughty, but I have a weak spot for practical jokes.....

My husband is horribly afraid of spiders, So I took a really lifelike, hairy, rubber spider and stuck it up inside the bathtub faucet. He turned on the water to bathe my daughter, the spider fell out and with the water hitting it, looked like it was alive and moving. He screamed like a girl and freaked out, then he realized it was rubber and chased me around the house. Best thing is, I got it all on video tape and all of our friends have gotten a huge laugh from it.

 

[judyb57]

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OMG, I would have KILLED you!!! TOO FUNNY!!! Bad girl!!

 

[DixiesMom]

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Then there was the time when I was a teen.....

My girlfriends were sleeping over and challeged me to go into the bathroom alone and do the bloody mary chant. I went into the bathroom alone, closed, the door and got busy with my blood red lip liner. I drew it on so it looked like my eyes had been gouge out and blood was running down my face. My friends asked what was taking so long, so I told them (through the door) that I had to use the bathroom first. I shut off the light and did the chant, waited a few seconds then said "nothing happend you...AHHHHHHH" And I shrieked like a chick in a horror flick. I stumbled out of the door screaming, my friends took one look at my face and took off screaming in all directions. I fell on the floor and just waited....when my girlfriend nickie approached me I grabbed her and yelled, she yelled, then she hit me when she reaized I had faked the whole thing. We all had a laugh about it, then we all started doing what we could to scare each other, each one trying to get another worse than the last......

To this day Nickie and I still scare the pants off of eash other whenever the opportunity presents itself.

 

[judyb57]

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ROFLMAO!!!!!! I remember "Bloody Mary" I think about that shit everytime I look in a mirror, hehe

 

[MizzPA]

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LOL @ Dixie

Any one else naughty enough to enter?

 

[sharon030161]

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Im so naughty that everytime I pass someone i give'em a whack up the head
. usually it's my husband but i do it to all my family members and friends...lol.
Oh and my title at BP is Naughty and Wild Mod! ​

 

[sharon030161]

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Oh and i made that hard to read just to be naughty
and make ya squint...lmao!
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[judyb57]

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Oh and i made that hard to read just to be naughty
and make ya squint...lmao

Hehe, that doesn't take much. I am OLD, remember?!! (and YES, I can understand them calling you that Sharon! Hehe!)

 

[lucky639]

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We're getting some good ones here.

Keep em coming, Streakers!

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[RIPPERS1]

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A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered 'will it hurt me? '
'Of course not' answered he
'It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me.'

She said 'I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore.'

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

'Calm yourself' he whispered
'His face filled with a grin
'Try and open wider
So I can get it in.'

'It's coming now' he whispered
'I know' she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said 'I am glad I'm having this.'

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said 'I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while.'

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind! !

 

[judyb57]

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[DixiesMom]

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O.k. I pulled this out of my archives. I actually wrote this myself.....this is what my kids get for making me read Dr.Suess every night for two months

What Really Happened to the Cat in the Hat​

Do you know the story
Of the Cat in the Hat?
Well I'll tell you, There's no good
when a cat's got a hat.

The evil old cat
came to my door one cold and wet day
And despite my despair
He would not go away.

Even when I slugged him
in his tooth with my fist,
He sailed right on in,
and said "That's not nice.", With a lisp

He dragged in his box,
with Thing One and Thing Two,
I knew not what to say,
But I knew what to do.

I reached to the closet,
and grabbed up my bat,
Then I swung really hard,
at the Cat in the Hat.

I hit him once in the arm,
and then in the foot,
Then I screamed that I hated
his stupid old book.

Thing One and Thing Two
Had just gotten out,
As the cat held his arm,
and sat with a pout.

They tore up my house,
and said it was fun.
That was until,
They noticed my gun.

They both started screaming
Then they started to run,
I fired both barrels shouting,
"NOW THIS IS FUN!!"

They ducked and the dogged,
and they both tried to scatter,
but it didn't take long
till Thing One was a splatter.

My gun got a jam
but I still had my bat
So I chased down thing two
and hit him, KER-SPLAT

Well that Cat in Hat
was really quited pissed
when I came after him
and I swung...and I missed!

He snatched up my bat
and said "How do you do!"
"I'll get you back,
for Thing One and Thing Two!"

I ran and I screamed
and I dodged out the back,
and grabbed from a stump
my trusty old axe.

I hid 'round the corner
and when he ran by,
I chopped that old cat,
quite hard, in the thigh.

He tripped and he sumbled,
and he fell to the ground,
So I pulled up my axe and brought it around.

It came down hard,
and It came down fast
I had stoped his stupid rhyming,
finally, AT LAST!

I dug a big hole
Six feet in the ground
Where a headless cat sleeps,
Forever quite sound.

My kids are now grown,
I'm done with that book
When grandkids come by
I'll show them the hat on the hook

Then I'll tell them about
that nasty old cat,
and what really happened
to the Cat in the Hat.

 

[judyb57]

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:grinclap:grinclap:grinclap:grinclap

 

[webdeb]

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How about a naughty joke:

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but they grab her attention when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first, Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."

"You foul-mouthed swine", retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public."!

"Hey, coola down lady, said the man. I'ma just teelum my friend how to spella Mississippi".


I'll be back later with another one.

 

[DixiesMom]

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LOL @ Webdeb

Good one!

 

[judyb57]

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LOL:grinclap

 

[DixiesMom]

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how's this for naughty???


I got busted with a x-rated novel in my senior year of high school.

And the people at the school acted as though they didn't know at least 1/2 of my graduating class was either active or thinking about it 16 hours a day anyway.

Still I was suspended for 3 days...after that I kept my 'leisure' books at home.