What NOT to do when gambling in a casino
Don’t attempt to buy poker chips using monopoly money!
Don’t complain to the pitboss about the dealer’s poker face!
Don’t flip chips onto the poker table from 5 feet away and say “let it ride baby”!
Don’t stuff your pockets with big magnets and then play roulette!
Don’t ask where the play blackjack for fun tables are?
Don’t call for a ball measurement after losing a roulette spin!
Don’t ask casino security where the pinball machines are?
Don’t butt into a private high stakes poker tournament game saying “mind if I join in?”
Don’t ask the blackjack dealer if he knows any good card tricks?
Don’t ask the dealer about the odds on strip poker?
Don’t ask the Roulette guy if the French wheel was imported from France?
Don’t bring your silver dollar yo-yo near the slot machines!
Don’t count cards with your fingers and toes!
Don’t pretend you’re an IRS agent and talk into your sleeve!
Don’t pull out your Hoyle’s rule book when the blackjack dealer says you can’t split an 8th time!
Don’t put your dinner plate on the roulette table!
Don’t tip the casino security guard!
Don’t try to psyche out the blackjack dealer by staring at him for 5 minutes!
If you lose at Blackjack, don’t say to the dealer, “okay, okay, double or nothing?”
Don’t attempt to buy poker chips using monopoly money!
Don’t complain to the pitboss about the dealer’s poker face!
Don’t flip chips onto the poker table from 5 feet away and say “let it ride baby”!
Don’t stuff your pockets with big magnets and then play roulette!
Don’t ask where the play blackjack for fun tables are?
Don’t call for a ball measurement after losing a roulette spin!
Don’t ask casino security where the pinball machines are?
Don’t butt into a private high stakes poker tournament game saying “mind if I join in?”
Don’t ask the blackjack dealer if he knows any good card tricks?
Don’t ask the dealer about the odds on strip poker?
Don’t ask the Roulette guy if the French wheel was imported from France?
Don’t bring your silver dollar yo-yo near the slot machines!
Don’t count cards with your fingers and toes!
Don’t pretend you’re an IRS agent and talk into your sleeve!
Don’t pull out your Hoyle’s rule book when the blackjack dealer says you can’t split an 8th time!
Don’t put your dinner plate on the roulette table!
Don’t tip the casino security guard!
Don’t try to psyche out the blackjack dealer by staring at him for 5 minutes!
If you lose at Blackjack, don’t say to the dealer, “okay, okay, double or nothing?”
