I got this idea from another thread I read often on my parenting board and I thought this would be kinda coll. Name some of hte most embarrising things you have ever heard a kid say out loud or in public. I'll start with some of my own 
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When I was about 4 or 5 yrs old my mom couldnt stand this "sister" at our church and would always call her a "big fat fool" how was I not to know that that was no ther real name. So one day at church the lady walks up to me and say " hey pretty little girl what's you rname. I tell her my name then she said do you know mines and I said to my moms astonishment Mrs. Big Fat Fool..
My mom still swears I did it on purpose but that is why you should never not tell your kids the proper name for things...
In other news when my son was 18mo old this was when the Lion King first came out and we had to watch it 3 times a day we were walking through a department store and a lady comes up and say what a cute little boy and continued on in baby chatter with him. I watch my son get this face and at the top of his lungs he screams "AHHHH She's Gonna Eat ME!!!"
Last one...
Does anyone remember blessing oil used to actually be the Puritan olive oil but most preachers had the good sense to put it in some sort of special canister before calling the Sunday school kids up to put it on there forheads. Well when I was about 3 or 4 years old this preacher had his blessing oil right behind the pew and the little people were to walk up next to the pew and get the oil on there forheads. Me the always observant look behind the pew and saw the bottle big as day that said "Puritan Olive Oil" I pulled the preachers robe and made him bend down so I could whisper to him God likes my mommy more because her bottle of Olive Oil is bigger Hey I did'nt know:dizzy
opcornWhen I was about 4 or 5 yrs old my mom couldnt stand this "sister" at our church and would always call her a "big fat fool" how was I not to know that that was no ther real name. So one day at church the lady walks up to me and say " hey pretty little girl what's you rname. I tell her my name then she said do you know mines and I said to my moms astonishment Mrs. Big Fat Fool..
My mom still swears I did it on purpose but that is why you should never not tell your kids the proper name for things...
In other news when my son was 18mo old this was when the Lion King first came out and we had to watch it 3 times a day we were walking through a department store and a lady comes up and say what a cute little boy and continued on in baby chatter with him. I watch my son get this face and at the top of his lungs he screams "AHHHH She's Gonna Eat ME!!!"
Last one...
Does anyone remember blessing oil used to actually be the Puritan olive oil but most preachers had the good sense to put it in some sort of special canister before calling the Sunday school kids up to put it on there forheads. Well when I was about 3 or 4 years old this preacher had his blessing oil right behind the pew and the little people were to walk up next to the pew and get the oil on there forheads. Me the always observant look behind the pew and saw the bottle big as day that said "Puritan Olive Oil" I pulled the preachers robe and made him bend down so I could whisper to him God likes my mommy more because her bottle of Olive Oil is bigger
Hey I did'nt know:dizzy