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ok weesie...heres one for you:

A young couple decided to spend their honeymoon in Las Vegas.
Being practical, they took along $500 for gambling; when that ran
out, they would be done.

Their last night in Vegas, the husband took out the last $10 from the gambling fund and asked his bride to come with him to the casino, but she decided to relax in the hot tub.

Down to the casino he went, and on his third quarter slot, he won the jackpot -- $1000. Elated, he went to the craps tables, and over the next hour, he tripled his winnings. "Gee, "he thought,"at this rate, I could really clean up at the roulette wheel." Again, he couldn't lose! When he hit $5000, he put it all on a single number, and again he won! When the croupier asked if he wanted to let the whole $10,000 ride, he nodded. Around and around the ball went and he lost--every penny! A groan went up from the crowd, and the young man hung his head for a second before he shrugged and walked back to the room.

As he came in, his wife asked him, "So how did you do?"
"I lost the $10."

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