Unreal T&C for Free Chip - Million Dollar Playthrough

[labell]

Check out these bonus terms for a Halloween Freeroll... this is from a formerly approved Rival... After reading it I thought it was for April Fools Day instead of Halloween... it has a MILLION DOLLAR playthrough... And you have to win 10001 times the chip to make a withdrawal... My heavens that 100,000,000 dollars!!! And you only get 60 minutes to play!! rofl how stupid do they think we are! heehee

Get $1000.00 FREE (no deposit necessary) Get $1000.00 free. If you meet the playthrough and minimum cashout requirements, you may be required to make a small deposit in order to verify your account information. No additional wagering will apply. The small deposit does not apply to any minimum cashout requirements.
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• This bonus may be claimed only once per household/computer/person. For account verification and fraud prevention purposes, all players must make a deposit before they can withdraw.
• Promotion times out after 60 minutes. You must meet playthrough requirements within the time limit. This promotion has a time limit which starts when the promotion is activated. The promotion will automatically complete when the time limit expires.
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• 1000x bonus playthrough ($1000000) The wagering requirement (or "playthrough") is the amount that must be wagered (put at risk) before you may cashout.
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• Unless otherwise stated, 1 credit wagered in a game counts as 1 credit toward playthrough requirements. Play at the following games, and any variants, does not count towards playthrough requirements and winnings may be considered null and void: Roulette, Blackjack, Sicbo, RedDog, Baccarat, PaiGow, War, ThreeCard, LetItRide, Videopoker, Craps, DoubleUp, CaribStud, Slot Progressive.
• Bonus money is not withdrawable. The bonus will be deducted from your next withdrawal.
• If your balance is less than the amount of the bonus you will not be able to withdraw.
• You must win at least 10001 times the amount of the bonus before a withdrawal is allowed. You may only make a withdrawal when your balance is greater than your starting balance plus any deposits or withdrawal reversals, plus your bonus, plus the win amount of 10001 times the bonus, plus any converted comp points. For example, if you have $100 in your account and you deposit $20 and receive a $20 bonus with a 1 x bonus win requirement, you may withdraw when your balance is greater than $160.
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• The maximum you may withdraw is $30 A maximum cashout applies. For example, if you receive a $10 bonus and the maximum cashout is 10x the bonus your maximum cashout is $100. Any balance remaining after your cashout will be removed from your account.
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• If your balance is greater than the maximum cashable amount the remainder will be removed automatically on cashout.
• The following games and any variants may have different table limits while this promotion is active: Roulette, Blackjack, Sicbo, RedDog, Baccarat, PaiGow, War, ThreeCard, LetItRide, Videopoker, Craps, DoubleUp, CaribStud, Slot Progressive Your table limits may change while this promotion is active.
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• No comp points are awarded for play during this promotion
• Valid from 2010-10-08 00:00:00 to 2010-11-01 23:59:59. Promotion may be expired by casino at any time.
• The casino's general terms and conditions (available from the casino website) also apply.

 

[PIXIEW]

NOT WHERE I WOULD PLAY I CANT MAKE THE 100 X PTHROUGH

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

And you go through all that for a maximum cashout of $30

 

[ceks79]

Holy cow!! That is just amazing! And this was from a formerly approved Rival you say...

rofl how stupid do they think we are!

Worst thing about this is that many casinos are not so very obvious like this one but still they have the same agenda...to trick and fool people in all kind of ways.

Over 10 years playing online and I still get fooled sometimes and miss something in the t&c or take something for granted, then think about all new unexperienced players that enter online gambling world eac hand every day...poor bastards!


They need to enter The Streak Forum first!

 

[Mouche12]

Yeah, ceks you have to be alert at all times!

Fortunately, Streak Gaming is here to help both new and experienced players.

 

[labell]

They need to enter The Streak Forum first!

ceks you said it all right there!!!

 

[labell]

And you go through all that for a maximum cashout of $30

lol Sorcer3ss and you only have an hour to make the million dollar playthrough!

 

[Zaraah]

I read somewhere that it was some kind of competition. You wasn't suppose to manage the wagering, but the one that wager the most were winning. I don't know. Most Rivals have strange wagering these days.
I could give you a screenshot of my best bonus I have right know, if I just knew how to post one.
I got my bonuses back at Cocoa and got a nice 300% bonus.
It has a maxcasout of 4x the bonus, but I have a playthrough of 450x.
Maybe I will try...some voodoo maybe can make me do it

 

[Anton DB]

I read somewhere that it was some kind of competition. You wasn't suppose to manage the wagering, but the one that wager the most were winning. I don't know. Most Rivals have strange wagering these days.
I could give you a screenshot of my best bonus I have right know, if I just knew how to post one.
I got my bonuses back at Cocoa and got a nice 300% bonus.
It has a maxcasout of 4x the bonus, but I have a playthrough of 450x.
Maybe I will try...some voodoo maybe can make me do it

I hope you're not seriously going to try?
Believe me, 450x is impossible.
Not even Labell can do that! Or.. wel, maybe Labell can, but nobody else!!

Vegas Regal have much better bonuses, just open an account there if you do not have one already!

Btw, I've tried voodoo, its worthless.
Some weird priest jumping up and down all the time behind my back, making lots of noise and sticking needles in things they usually stick needles in, and in the end, I lost just as fast as always. CRAP!

You're right about that SOF promo, just claim the freebie, and wager as much as you can, person with the highest amount wagered wins.
Its a tournament.
Thats why they made that PT so high, so nobody will cash out the tournamentmoney.
I mean, not even Labell can make a million playthrough!
Or.. wel, maybe Labell can, but nobody else!!

No offense Labell, just kidding! hehe.



3 coffins!!!

3 vampires!!

THATS WHAT WE NEED!!

 

[Zaraah]

I wasn't kidding about the high playthrough but no, I would not be stupid enough to try. When I was new in this gambling world and didn't understand the language I took a lot of stupid bonuses. I have learned a lot on the way and now I maybe use a bonus once a month if it is good.
I will close my account at Cocoa again, like I done with most Rivals.

 

[Anton DB]

I wasn't kidding about the high playthrough but no, I would not be stupid enough to try. When I was new in this gambling world and didn't understand the language I took a lot of stupid bonuses. I have learned a lot on the way and now I maybe use a bonus once a month if it is good.
I will close my account at Cocoa again, like I done with most Rivals.

Oh, I know you were not kidding, its because your from Sweden that you get these insane high playthrough.
I'm from the Netherlands, and together with Finland and Denmark we get this 'special treatment' at some Rivals, I've gotten a 450x myself once at a Rival I cannot remember the name anymore.. Vixen fixed that for me back then.
They now no longer exist or changed names/owners.

We should be proud, as Rival clearly sees us as the best slotplayers in the world!

About taking up on stupid bonusoffers, you dont want to know how much money I lost before I found out what 'TERMS AND CONDITIONS' actually meant.

Was playing a 300% at a (rogue) Playtech once, made a $100.- deposit, $400.- startingbalance.
Got bored of the slots after a while and played a few hands of videopoker.
I thought this counted 2% for the playthrough.
True, BUT... it appeared that the lowest percentage game played would be the percentage ALL wagering would count, so my playthrough was all of a sudden 50 times higher as it originally was.
It was 400 x 30 = 12.000
After the VP play it was 12.000 x 50 = $600.000.-
Needless to say I did not make it...


Just one terrible example of not reading carefully...

 

[ceks79]

Vegas Regal have much better bonuses

In this case it really is "much better"...LOL....but in reality they are not sooo very good, quite huge playthough and low max cashout and you have to multiply you bonus(account balance) several times before they let you cash out)a new stupid rule at many Rivals, be aware!!) + the actual bonus will be removed ofcoarse... But still its possible to win and actually cash out and they have free chips very often.

And its really sad many casinos are racists... A loyal honest player in for ex Sweden that never use any kind of bonus(like me ofcoarse..LOL...not) are punished with twice the playthrough or even excluded from bonuses when a crook from USA spend all days abusing casinos and promos with muliple accounts and false informatuion can go on doin it and not limited in any way.

Why not lock and ban any player that break the rules on purpos, its just as much work...when this player from USA abuse and finally win he will be investigated...

And as Ive said before...bonuses probably are more good to the casino that to the player with all the limitation following in the bonus + the over all casino payouts which probably have to compensate for alla free credits given and removed when player winn $10,000 and can only withdraw $49. Its so advanced complex system we can not imagine...

Also I played the $50 freebie at GoldenShower Casino...I noticed all random jackpots were $20,000-30,000...some around $10,000 ...hm, I really wonder how much each casino is involved when a RJ finally are triggered or if RTG decide anything...I mena its news when a RJ reach $10,000 at an honest casino...dont theink that are so "random" we wanna believe...and a crook casino like GoldenShower ofcoarse dont want the random to go and they think huge jackpots attract players which is true...so it it just "random" only their jackpots are around $25,000!!!!??

 

[vixen777]

Good gawd Goldenshower is really a casino hell I thought Anton made that up!!

Really I am so done with Rivals they are on my final nerve with these rediculas wager terms. Shame and name the casino I say so people don't try to play there!!

 

[ceks79]

LOL at Vixen....no there is no GoldenShower Casino..(I hope) It was Palnet 7 Casino...

 

[cas1944]

LOL!! This is the first time I have laughed in a while!

I thought you were serious about the Golden Shower...lol!

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[Anton DB]

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Sorry... I'll shut up now.

 

[labell]

rofl Anton:

Not even Labell can do that! Or.. wel, maybe Labell can, but nobody else!!

and DUH on me Zarah, you're right it IS a tournament... but they don't say anything in it about winning it lol I just saw that million dollars and smoke came out of my ears.

And Anton:

you dont want to know how much money I lost before I found out what 'TERMS AND CONDITIONS' actually meant

oh How I resemble that remark!!

Oh and btw, having made the old 60x playthrough, I wasn't given the current offer... lots of other bonuses there, but not that one!!

 

[vixen777]

Ceks you have managed to make me laugh hysterically for the first time ever! I hope you continue to hang with Anton as he is good for you This has turned into a great fun thread!

 

[CareyG]

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[judyb57]

I hope you continue to hang with Anton as he is good for you

Unless ceks manages to corrupt Anton to his side?