too funny

[lynnyadg]

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
lmao

 

[judyb57]

Hehe, thanks for the chuckle this morning lynny! Not to say you can't post jokes in here, but have you noticed our Home Sweet Home Room where you can post and read Jokes, Recipes, Photos etc?

STREAKS HOME SWEET HOME (CLICK HERE)

 

[jobill35]

 

[lynnyadg]

thanx,i will post in there

 

[lucky639]

So that's what that was in my car!! Damn air freshners!!! LOL

 

[texas hOOters]

LMAO Being a blonde I totally understand ! :harlie

 

[CareyG]

It hurts to be blonde doesnt it??​

 

[texas hOOters]

It hurts to be blonde doesnt it??​

:chainsaw

 

[iataz]

LMAO Being a blonde I totally understand !

Hey hOOTers,, does your toilet have keys??

 

[CareyG]

LMAO dont worry hOOts, I am blonde too!!! Not naturally though but still blonde! ​

 

[emma13]

That's ME!

 

[texas hOOters]

Hey hOOTers,, does your toilet have keys??

OMG ! You are gonna pay for that one !!!

:chainsaw

 

[CareyG]

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[CALizzz]

THATS GREAT!!!!

XoX

 

[lynnyadg]

thanx for reading my post,we need to laugh