The first blonde guy joke?
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well
worth the wait!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time
for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off,
too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna
again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too..'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box,
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna
and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.
She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could
have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so
much.'
(Oh this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well
worth the wait!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time
for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off,
too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna
again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too..'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box,
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna
and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.
She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could
have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so
much.'
(Oh this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
