Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
Don't judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and
think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is
stop diggin'.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker, you'll probably ever have
to deal with, watches you from the mirror ever mornin'.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that
comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than
puttin' it back in.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.</PRE>
My favorites...
Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly</PRE>
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Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
Don't judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and
think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is
stop diggin'.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker, you'll probably ever have
to deal with, watches you from the mirror ever mornin'.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that
comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than
puttin' it back in.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.</PRE>
My favorites...
Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly</PRE>
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