Snowman Marshmallows this month

[judyb57]

If anyone remembers, in November I found gingerbread flavored marshmallows last month. This month I found French vanilla flavored marshmallows shaped like snowmen, lol. I know most could care less, but I get a kick out of these things, lol. (Oh man, I need a life!!) :snwman

 

[CareyG]

LOL you are too cute Judy! ​

 

[labell]

lol I'm just like you... they sound fun!

 

[slotmom]

I found them too but they are lt. yellow why not white lol

 

[judyb57]

Probably because they are French Vanilla flavored. Now that you mention it though. Yellow snowmen is NOT a good sign. I was always told not to eat the yellow snow, lmao.

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

I wonder why

 

[labell]

lol that reminds me of a joke... just have to remember how it goes rofl....

 

[CareyG]

I found them too but they are lt. yellow why not white lol

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[Iamagambler]

 

[labell]

I found the joke... lol it's from 2002, and you can substitute any pres/vp... forgive me for it's a bit crude..

One morning just after a heavy snow, President Clinton arose very early and began strolling around the White House while everyone else was still sleeping. When he walked out onto the White House steps to gaze at the wintry landscape, he was shocked to see a patch of yellow. Moving closer he saw it was a message written in urine in the freshly fallen snow. The message said "BILL CLINTON IS AN ******* !"

The President was livid that anyone would have the audacity to commit such an outrageous act right under his nose. He immediately called on the head of the Secret Service and ordered him to conduct a full investigation into the matter. "Do not spare any expense," ordered the President. "Have your men work around the clock. Run a urinalysis on everyone in the White House. Contact the FBI, the CIA, and the whatever the hell their name is over at Fort Meade. Bring in handwriting experts. Do whatever you have to do. Just bring me the name of the scoundrel who dared to insult me in this manner !"

The Secret Service did just as the President ordered. They worked frantically around the clock, investigating everyone, and performing all sorts of secret tests. Finally after three days, they had their answer.

The head of the Secret Service found the President alone in his oval office cleaning his saxophone, and he told him to please sit down because he was the bearer of some very bad news.

"What is it ?" asked the President. "What's going on ? Have you caught the person responsible for desecrating my name in the snow ?"

"Yes we have Mr. President." said the Chief.

"Who did it ? I demand to know !" said the President.

"Well, sir," said the SS Chief, "After running a urinalysis on everyone in the White House, we have ascertained that the urine in the message belongs to none other than... uh, Al Gore."

"Oh my god !" shouted the President. "Al Gore did it ? Al Gore, my Vice-President ? Al Gore, my trusted friend ? I can't believe it. This is the worst news that you could have given me !"

"Well... there is actually worst news than that." said the SS Chief.

"There is ??? What the hell is it ?" asked President Clinton. "What could be worse than Al Gore pee-writing an insult to me in the damn snow ?"

"Er, I'm afraid it's in Hillary's handwriting, sir." replied the SS chief.

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]