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Q: What do you call a sheep without legs?
A: A cloud.
Q: What happened to the clock that fell into the sheepdip?
A: It lost all its ticks.
Q: "What did one sheep say to the other sheep?
A: "After ewe"
Q:What is a sheep's favorite newspaper?
A: "The Wool Street Journal"
Q: What would you get if you crossed a sheep and a kangaroo?
A: A woolly jumper!
Q: Why did the lamb call the police?
A: He had been fleeced
Q: What do you get if you cross a boa and a sheep?
A: A wrap-around sweater
Pam: "My dog ate a whole ball of wool."
Sam: "And what happened?"
Pam: "Her puppies were all born wearing sweaters."
Sam: "That's some yarn."
A: A cloud.
Q: What happened to the clock that fell into the sheepdip?
A: It lost all its ticks.
Q: "What did one sheep say to the other sheep?
A: "After ewe"
Q:What is a sheep's favorite newspaper?
A: "The Wool Street Journal"
Q: What would you get if you crossed a sheep and a kangaroo?
A: A woolly jumper!
Q: Why did the lamb call the police?
A: He had been fleeced
Q: What do you get if you cross a boa and a sheep?
A: A wrap-around sweater
Pam: "My dog ate a whole ball of wool."
Sam: "And what happened?"
Pam: "Her puppies were all born wearing sweaters."
Sam: "That's some yarn."
