Seniors
Now that I'm an official member of the 'Seniors Class' category, I thought that I would share a few of life's lessons that I have learned over the years in order to prepare you for your life's journey.................
Gentle Lessons of Life
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to
The end of his chain and gag himself.
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A penny saved is obviously the result of a government oversight.
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement for it.
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There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt .
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Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
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If you think there is some good in everybody, you obviously haven't met 'everybody'.
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Some people try to turn back their life's odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long, long way and some of the
Roads weren't paved.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's even worse when you forget to pull it down.
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Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!
Now that I'm an official member of the 'Seniors Class' category, I thought that I would share a few of life's lessons that I have learned over the years in order to prepare you for your life's journey.................
Gentle Lessons of Life
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to
The end of his chain and gag himself.
*************
A penny saved is obviously the result of a government oversight.
*************
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
**********
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement for it.
**********
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt .
**********
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
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If you think there is some good in everybody, you obviously haven't met 'everybody'.
*******
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
*********
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
**********
Some people try to turn back their life's odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long, long way and some of the
Roads weren't paved.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
***********
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
**********
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
**********
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's even worse when you forget to pull it down.
***********
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!
