Senior Texting Codes

[dani3839]

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a
STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)


Sorry, couldnt resist, lol

 

[vixen777]

LMAO

 

[CareyG]

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[judyb57]

 

[Iamagambler]

 

[CareyG]

I loved season 9 story! He had to anticipate new episodes each week. Not to mention our own mini-movie Smallville! The season finale was spectacular! I loved season 9 and can not wait for this DVD to be released.

HUH????​

 

[judyb57]

HUH????​

Oh good, I thought I was the only one lost

 

[judyb57]

LOL, it all makes sense now, she was trying to spam us about dvd's hmmr

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

I love those text codes

 

[labell]

those are awesome!!