According to the Alaska
Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in
the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of
winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their
antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY
historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them,
from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women
would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in
one night and not get lost.
Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in
the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of
winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their
antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY
historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them,
from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women
would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in
one night and not get lost.
