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ellie1969

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These are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

1.Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

2.A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

3.Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

4.For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

5.Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

6.Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

7.Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

8.Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

9.We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

:ohboy:ohboy:ohboy:ohboy:ohboy
 
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ellie1969

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1.For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

2.Great Dames for sale.

3.Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

4.Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

5.Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

6.Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

7.If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

8.Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

9.The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
 
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Spin2Win

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:ohboy:ohboy:ohboy

Funny stuff!

For a minute or so, I thought I was watching Jay Leno on a Monday night when he does Headlines!!!

 

CALizzz

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WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

:swing

Oh and this one---

9.We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

That should hang in a drycleaners in my neighbourhood!! The snotty old ladies would TRIP!! I'd love to see it!!!

XoXoX
Liz
 
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