Questions the Butterball Hotline Just Hates to Get
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9. "Dude. I can't figure out how to smoke this turkey ...."
8. "What are the microwave instructions for a frozen 12-pound
bird? And can you hurry? The guests arrive in an hour!"
7. "Can you explain the infield fly rule?"
6. "I tried this popcorn stuffing recipe I found on the Internet,
and my oven blew up. Who should I sue?"
5. "So I stuffed the candy in there and glued the opening shut,
and the kids have been whacking at it for like an hour now.
When should it break open? The birthday guests have to go home
now and they want their candy."
4. "Do you have a recipe for turkey sushi?"
3. "It says, 'Bake at 325 for 15 minutes a pound.' I weigh 143.
How much time does that come to?"
2. "As I pulled the turkey out of the oven, my dog jumped me and
ran off with it. My question is, what is the recommended
cooking time for stuffed terrier?"
... and the #1 Question the Butterball Hotline Just Hates to Get ...
1. "Yes Mr. Perdue, our refrigerators *are* running, thank you."
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9. "Dude. I can't figure out how to smoke this turkey ...."
8. "What are the microwave instructions for a frozen 12-pound
bird? And can you hurry? The guests arrive in an hour!"
7. "Can you explain the infield fly rule?"
6. "I tried this popcorn stuffing recipe I found on the Internet,
and my oven blew up. Who should I sue?"
5. "So I stuffed the candy in there and glued the opening shut,
and the kids have been whacking at it for like an hour now.
When should it break open? The birthday guests have to go home
now and they want their candy."
4. "Do you have a recipe for turkey sushi?"
3. "It says, 'Bake at 325 for 15 minutes a pound.' I weigh 143.
How much time does that come to?"
2. "As I pulled the turkey out of the oven, my dog jumped me and
ran off with it. My question is, what is the recommended
cooking time for stuffed terrier?"
... and the #1 Question the Butterball Hotline Just Hates to Get ...
1. "Yes Mr. Perdue, our refrigerators *are* running, thank you."
