Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary & his wife was angry.
She said, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds & IT BETTER BE THERE!"
When she woke up, she looked out the window & sure enough there was a box in the middle of the driveway.
She ran outside to open it & inside she found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday
She said, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds & IT BETTER BE THERE!"
When she woke up, she looked out the window & sure enough there was a box in the middle of the driveway.
She ran outside to open it & inside she found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday
