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Perks Of Being Over The Hill
1.There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way.
2.Things that you buy now won't wear out.
3.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
4.You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge.
5.Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off.
6.You can quit trying to hold in your stomach no matter who walks into the room.
7.Your eyes won't get too much worse.
8.People call you at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you???? "
9.You can get into a heated argument about pension plans.
10.You can eat dinner at 4:00 in the afternoon.
11.In a hostage situation you are the most likely to be released first.
1.There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way.
2.Things that you buy now won't wear out.
3.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
4.You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge.
5.Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off.
6.You can quit trying to hold in your stomach no matter who walks into the room.
7.Your eyes won't get too much worse.
8.People call you at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you???? "
9.You can get into a heated argument about pension plans.
10.You can eat dinner at 4:00 in the afternoon.
11.In a hostage situation you are the most likely to be released first.
