Man of the house..lol

[gufus]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man Of Your House.'

He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.

You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

The wife replied, 'The ****in' funeral director would be my first
guess.'

 

[judyb57]

 

[Duckey]

Thank you gufus I laughed to hard I now need to look for my ass cause it fell off................duckeymkn

 

[CareyG]

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[iataz]

I had to copy that and send it to everyone I know

 

[CareyG]

I had to copy that and send it to everyone I know

I did the same thing Tazzie!!​

 

[emma13]

ROTFLMBO!!!

I copied it too!
Thanks for the laugh!
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[lucky639]

That's a Good One....Thanks!

 

[dani3839]

now that was good, lmaoooo

thanks dear

 

[MizzPA]

:hehe Loved that Gufus. I needed that! TY