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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT?

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judyb57

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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!




IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT FROM THE USA!


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...
 

IGAMBLEALOT

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I think you left off 2:

You get to vote for the next president and you have more rights then a United States citizen!

Go figure!
 

weesie

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Isn't that the truth! Maybe we should all support AZ's new bill!!
 

dani3839

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yep, sad, sad, sad it all i got to say on the issue!!!
:think
 

Mouche12

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GG22

Good one Judy!

I understand how you feel Streakers, but there's one thing to be grateful about: that America does respect human rights - in sad contrast to the other countries listed... Hope you don't mind me saying this?

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