LadyWyoming
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My mom sent this to me just had to share
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles
around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, 'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three
people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. 'I want you
each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'
'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch....'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of
pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into
a hundred pieces.
'Shit,' said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the senior center.
Have a nice Day Streakers im off to work
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles
around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, 'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three
people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. 'I want you
each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'
'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch....'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of
pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into
a hundred pieces.
'Shit,' said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the senior center.
Have a nice Day Streakers im off to work
