Krazy Needs a Pick Me Up -- It's Joke Time!

[krazy2go]

I need a pick me up, so it's time for some jokes. Ready? I'll start.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

Check back later and I'll let you know!



Your turn...

 

[Cash Diva]

Ok, a corny one.....ready???




There were two peanuts walking down the street...........and one of them was A SALTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Durrrr...I know, lame. Hahahaha


CD~

 

[krazy2go]

That was a good one, diva! It made me laugh. Keep 'um coming.

 

[Spin2Win]

Ok ... here's one that'll make you go, "Ewwwww!"

What do you call a cow with no legs???






GROUND BEEF!!!!

 

[krazy2go]

Happy Earth Day! Get it, "ground"...LOL

 

[Cash Diva]

Why couldn't the little kid get into the Pirate movie?





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Because it was rated ARRRR!
















*This all comes from being a clown! I've got some real humdingers!....I love little kids! They crack me up!

 

[CALizzz]

Because it was rated ARRRR!

That made me giggle. Just my speed!!

I'm the worst! I'd screw up Sesame Street jokes!!! My daughter said to me when she was young... "Mom, you REALLY should give it up!!

Now stories- different story!

XoX
Liz