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Answers Given By Children
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These, are real answers given by children.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A:
Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists..
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the
Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there
is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun
joins in this fight.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" A: The Caesarean Section
is a district in Rome.
Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your
bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you
be eight.
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Rooster Replacement
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A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared. The man somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him."
"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."
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Thought for the Day
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“It may be that your whole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a warning to others.”
~ Author Unknown
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