Jokes of the day! 3 today

[weesie]

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  Joke of the Day:
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  The Sign
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  A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.
  
  Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
  
  
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  • At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: Is this pig? Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: Which end of the fork are you referring to?
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    A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman
    standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.
    
    "My name is Carmen," she told him.
    
    "That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
    
    "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most
    - cars and men."
    
    "What's your name?" she asked.
    
    "Beertits," he said​
    
    

 

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