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Joke of the day

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weesie

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A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"

A gent next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, "I don't know... Why don't you play your age?"

He walks away. Moments later, his he is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won!

Rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd, he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.

He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"

The operator replies, "I don't know, buddy.... She put all her money on 29. When 36 came up she fainted!"
 
Citizen : How much to take me to the station??
Taxi driver : 20 bucks...
Citizen :: How much money for the luggage??
Taxi Driver : Oh! that goes free!
Citizen : Okay! take my luggage.I'll walk!
 
A motorcyclist hits a fat man crossing a lane
Fat man : Road Hog! Why didn't you drive around me???
Motor cyclist : I don't think i have enough gas..
 

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