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Beating the Odds
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A Tennesse couple—Dave and Rebecca both bona fide red necks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave ‘fixed’. The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this?
Dave replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the US was mexican and they didn’t want to take a chance on having a mexican baby because niether of them could speak spanish.
I know........... lame!
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A distinguished young woman on a flight asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvellous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!
