Joke of the day! Two for today

[weesie]

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  Organic
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  My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market.
  I went and looked around and couldn't find any.
  
  So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"
  
  "The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself."
  
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    The Old Explorer
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    A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
    
    The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leaped toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I just soiled myself."
    
    The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
    
    The old explorer said, "No, not back then - just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"
    
    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

 

[judyb57]

 

[ggirl]

Oh those are to funny ,I really enjoyed that lmbo.

 

[crystal8323]

LMAO!!!