Joke of the day! Taxes

[weesie]

• Dear Internal Revenue Service:
  
  Enclosed you will find my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
  
  Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.
  
  I am enclosing for (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400.) and six (6) hammers (valued @ $1,029.) which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the Presidential Election Fund, as noted on my return. You can do
  this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5 Phillips Head screwdriver, (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5 Phillips Head screwdrivers).
  One screw is enclosed for your convenience.
  
  It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
  
  Sincerely,
  
  A Satisfied Taxpayer​
  
  

 

[Luck3Sevens]

 

[Jainet]

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

don't we wish we could pay like that

 

[CareyG]

Haha love that!! ​

 

[judyb57]

 

[tunabutty]

Hahaha :')