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Joke of the day! Real Church Bloopers!

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weesie

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Real Church Bloopers...

� Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.

� Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

� Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

� For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

� Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.

� This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

� Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

� A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

� At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

� The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
 

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