Joke of the day! Performance Review

[weesie]

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  Bob's Annual Review:
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  1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
  
  2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
  
  3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
  
  4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
  
  5. finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
  
  6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
  
  7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
  
  8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
  
  9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
  
  10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
  
  11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
  
  12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
  
  13. executed as soon as possible.
  
  
  
  Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while
  I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only
  the odd lines.​

 

[judyb57]

Poor Bob!

 

[Luck3Sevens]