Joke of the day! Newlyweds & Gods Humor

[weesie]

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  Newlyweds
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  A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor...
  "I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband.
  "My testicles are turning blue."
  
  "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."
  
  The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the Redneck's testicles are blue.
  The doctor turns to the wife. "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?"
  
  "Yes, I am," she replied.
  
  "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
  
  "Grape"
  
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    And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
    
    Then He made the earth round....and laughed and laughed and laughed...
    
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[judyb57]

 

[thomaspeeters7]

lol, that's a good one! hahahaha