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Joke of the day! Group Names

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weesie

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  • Joke of the day:

    We are all familiar with a
    Herd of cows,
    A Flock of chickens,
    A School of fish
    And a Gaggle of geese.
    However, less widely known is:
    A Pride of lions,
    A Murder of crows
    (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),
    An Exaltation of doves
    And, presumably because they look so wise:
    A Parliament of owls.
    Now consider a group of Baboons.
    Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.
    And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?
    Believe it or not... A Congress!
    (Note: I hadn't heard that before, so I looked it up. It is correct)
    A CONGRESS OF BABOONS!
    That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington !
    You just can't make this stuff up.​
 

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