Joke of the day! Golf

[weesie]

• A golfer comes into to the clubhouse with a knot on his forehead. His buddies are aghast, and ask what happened.
  
  "I was out on the 9th hole, clear at the end of the course, A woman in my group hit one way out of bounds, and as luck would have it, I shanked one into the same group of trees.
  
  So we're out there searching the brush, and I come across this cow with a very strange look on its face, and it was shifting its hindquarters back and forth.
  
  So I go up and I see something right under the tail. Sure enough, there's a golf ball, stuck.
  
  I look closely, and it's a 'Pinnacle' brand. I shoot 'Titleists', so I hold up the tail and call out to the lady 'Hey, does this look like yours?' That's when the lights went out".​

 

[judyb57]

 

[CareyG]

 

[Jainet]

Why do golfers always carry two pairs of trousers with them ?

Just in case they had a hole in one.

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

 

[Jainet]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1st Man to 2nd Man - Did you hear about the golfer who got shot yesterday?
2nd man replied - Yes, they said it was a hole in Juan. [/FONT][/FONT]