yes i am bad i admit it,my girlfriend wanted to go out with this guy she has liked forever ugh to me he looks like a toilet paper murderer.i think he is just yuck anyway he would not go out with her unless she got his friend a date too.yep you guessed it was me.she begged me til i felt sorry for her so out we went..this guy i was with was 6ft 5.i am only 5ft tall.he was going on and on how he loves little women(i told him to buy the book and then read it )he said all good things come in small packages(i said so does posion can i get you some?)he found a flower shop and bought a bunch of roses for me i told him as i sneezed on him that i am allergic to all plants and flowers as well as grass.he said how can i make you like me.i told him you can not make me or any woman for that matter like you.i said but if you can do a magic disapping act i would love that.my girlfriend was upset with me cause the guy she was with said i was not being very nice to his friend.long story short told her #1 who said i had to be nice?#2 who begged me to go?.well i called my best friend jake and he picked me up to go home.i left her with the two uglys.date lasted one hour and a half.longest oneand a half hour i ever had.so now she is mad and i could give a rats patootie.hug's alea
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if it weren't for being bad i would have no fun at all
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bb,she is not a close friend.i was trying to be nice big booboo on my part.jake laughed all the way home.he said the giant guy
thought he was going to be first on his block with me(meaning sex)i told jake not even on that guys best day would i let him even hold my dirty socks let alone put his meat hooks on me.hug's alea
thought he was going to be first on his block with me(meaning sex)i told jake not even on that guys best day would i let him even hold my dirty socks let alone put his meat hooks on me.hug's alea
guess what she called me and said that the guy really likes me(am i blessed or what?not)i told her i didnt care and i could careless.she said alot of girls want him. i said for what useing his face as a mold for monster cookies? she ask me why i had asked him if he had any mirrors in his house?i told her cause he said alot of girls said he was good looking .she said i still don't get it and neither does he.so i told her the girls who think he is good looking are either looking at him through beer googles or they just have no taste.and he thinks he's all that and a box candy so thats why i asked about the mirrors.if he had them he would see what i see and as far as him getting anything he better start doing some heavy duty praying thats all i can say.hug's alea
well guys its like this,i think that the first thing that set me off on this guy was cause the girl i thought was a friend started talking about how tough my mom was when i was a kid and that i am mommy's little girl.so what i love my mom and she had to be tough she had 7 kids to deal with beside working and stuff and nobody talks about my mom,kids or friends unless they wanta fight with me.well the guy sayed boy your mom sounds like a real witch.thats when i started to fire back.i asked him what about your mom.he said my mom is a saint.i said for what having a batch of lizards.and then i was going off on all of them.so now you know the rest of the story as paul harvey would say.hug's alea
he called me a smart azz and i told him that there are no prizes in being a dumb azz such as in his case.he said he wanted to slap me for what i said about his mom but that i was to little to hit so he won't do that. i told him to bring friends lots of them. see this is how some jerks are cause i am small they think they can bully me.think again melvin it ain't gonna happen cause i will be one of your worst nightmares.hug's alea p.s i pretty much love meeting people and i do have a good repore with many of them but there is a but i can not get along with those who choose to be hemmiroids
he called me a smart azz and i told him that there are no prizes in being a dumb azz ...
No doubt a dumb azzz!! Why would he even think about slapping you big or small. Didn't his saintly mom teach him you don't hit women??
:arggggg
If you see him again Kick his azzzz and once where his little boys should be!
But it sounds like he doesn't have any already so you might not hurt him there.. You go girl....mos..
No doubt a dumb azzz!! Why would he even think about slapping you big or small. Didn't his saintly mom teach him you don't hit women??
:arggggg
If you see him again Kick his azzzz and once where his little boys should be!
But it sounds like he doesn't have any already so you might not hurt him there.. You go girl....mos..
thanks lucky and mos,i was taught by guys i hung with as a kid to never show fear or back down.i have 5 best friends that i grew up with all males and i catered two of there weddings.the other 3 are still single and we all still call each other everyday and watch out for one another.jake who is always hanging out with me said i am like a little dog size means nothing cause i will go head to head with the big dogs.i may not get a meal out of it but i bet i get a sandwich out of itmos he was just mad cause i busted on his mom but only after he called my mom a witch. i didnt start the fight but i finished it.hug's alea now watch me :dancelady
hi guys just got back from lunch went with jake he is so funny.he told me to order spinish that it will make me big and strong and put hair on my chest.i told him thats just i need a new place to shave hair from.have a great day all hug's alea
thank you bb you are a sweetheart you know us girls have to put up with alot from these males.like in work places they do the same job we do but get better money and when we stand up for our selves we are called bitches.and going on a date with some one who thinks he is the second coming and tells me i need to like him just put the fire to tnt.i try not to date as i am not good at it.what i am good at is being a friend there is no pressure there and i can be me and have fun.hug's alea
yes miss carey i do love to be me and have fun and meet people.it just seems to me that if i do date a guy for let say a mouth he just wants to sit around and he doesn't want my friends around.i then start to feel like the chick in the tower with long hair all alone.well thats why i quit the dateing crap cause it happens one too often with these guys.i love going out to dance so if i go out its with alot of friends and i can dance my little heart out and have a great time no strings attached woohoo:danceladydance baby dance.hug'salea
alealol@taz,i have never been meek nor june like taz.as a child i was very hot tempered when it was needed such as boy/girl, picking on me or sisters.my father give me a nickname that has stuck with me like forever.he called me the tiny terror and yes i did earn that title my mom still calls me that cause i have never really stopped being bad.i have a very good half to me that likes to help others and love and do nice things.but i also have a half that i call super bitch that is nasty to the evil doers those that would hurt others for there enjoyment like bullying women or kids or animals,or just your everyday jerk.but i really try not to let her out but sometimes people just won't leave you in peace.so whats a girl to do.alea
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